So i just found an iphone in the wilder washroom, touched the screen and an email came up with the words "you wanna blaze?"
Scrolled over and found a whole conversation between dundergrads about getting a really good "eighth", I resisted the temptation to make them give me some in return for the phone and gave the iphone to Gaynell with the text conversation open... hilarity ensued.
edit: (spelling corrected undergrads -> dundergrads)