A small ode to hockey

Look, hero-worship of athletes is dumb. Heck, all of sports is dumb. Ben Roethlisberger is paid a billion times more than the combined salaries of all Pittsburgh elementary school teachers? Pathetic.

But, it's still pretty neat when pro athletes aren't too cool to respond to fans:

P.S. Not swayed by the above? Two words: mullets & mustaches.


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"O Whisky! soul o' plays and pranks! Accept a bardie's gratfu' thanks! When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks Are my poor verses! Thou comes-they rattle in their ranks, At ither's a-s!" Robert Burns - "Scotch Drink" 1785