How Much Joe Morgan Sucks
Sunday, May 10th, 2009*holding arms way way far apart* This much.
So, as we suffer through the Rays-Sox game tonight, K reminded me again why I love her so much.
“He’s the worst of all of them. He says nothing, and he takes a long time saying it, and he’s not coherent… and that’s from someone who knows nothing about baseball.”
Of course, just one inning after this fantastic assessment, he re-verified his should-be-fired-ness by stating “I don’t really like this (the Rays) rotation. Sure they have Garza and Kazmir, and some good young guys in the minors, but after that I’m not impressed.”
What a freaking moron. I leave it to Jeremy to tell us exactly where the Rays’ staff ranks in MLB, but I’d put it in the top 5 especially looking ahead a few years.
I really want to learn how to hack a DVR and install a voice-recognition-and-mute algorithm.
[P.S. K also said "call the post 'How Much Joe Morgan Sucks.' " Have to give credit where credit is due.]
