Aurora Borealis Gets Served:

A recent quote from The Superficial:

"... It was sort of magical, you know? Like seeing the Aurora Borealis. Or, no, wait, that's bush league. I got it: A really awesome chicken wing shaped like Abe Lincoln that you try to tip a stripper with. Swish! Count it! Northern Lights, you just got served."

- The Superficial

It hurts having my research be so degraded... Then again, maybe the rest of the post makes up for it.