Paris to the Big House

Since nobody else has stepped up, it must be reported. oh, and here's a weird quote from her mom - I don't get what she's saying.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

which sounds to me like she's proud of the judge? but...

When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

Of course, really, this just sets up the ultimate "Paris-In-Jail Sex Video"... good times.
Paris not yet in jail