Hairstyles not to wear: the comb-over ponytail

Sadly, I don't have a picture since I was just walking up the stairs behind this gentleman. Still, I feel the need to warn everyone.

Here's what not to do:
1. Allow your barber to cut your hair such that you have a long patch of hair available to comb over the bald top of your head.
2. Fail to comb said hair over the top of your head.
3. Allow said hair to instead hang down your back.

The longer that I'm here, the more weird stuff that I see. On Friday there was a guy wearing a matching shirt and pants. By that, I mean that his shirt and pants were made of exactly the same material. In khaki. With a suit type thing, you want to make sure your jacket and pants match, but the same rule doesn't hold true if you're not wearing a jacket. Oooh, unless it's actually a jumpsuit. Now that would be cool