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For all y’all would be holiday party hosts…

Posted by Tim.

…you should know about the legal responsibilities that role entails.

Ahh, what a fine example of a rhetorical device… :)

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2 Responses to “For all y’all would be holiday party hosts…”

  1. Nathaniel Says:
    December 4th, 2006 at 12:07 pm Using OmniWeb OmniWeb on Mac OS Mac OS X

    I was going to throw a big party, I’m just trying to figure out how many of my “party rules” go against the advice in the article.

    1) Double shots to everyone unless they seem to be on the verge of passing out. Passed out people get single shots.
    2) Dim lights and seductive mood music.
    3) Keys will be gathered and only given out to people beyond physical flirting.

  2. Michael Says:
    December 5th, 2006 at 1:23 pm Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.8 on Mac OS Mac OS X

    That’s a good start, Nathaniel.

    But I think you need to be a little less tame, and really liven things up. No admittance without either (a) quality alcohol to share or (b -females only) a suitable sexy/slutty outfit.

    Also, maybe a rule about no flirting with your direct superior, but hooking up with their boss is encouraged.

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