soapbox

I usually figure that when you go to the bathroom, the goal should be 1) get in 2) do your thing 3) get out. Sometimes, however, you have to spend a few seconds realizing what other people are doing around you.

For instance, just 30 seconds ago, I was minding my own business until I realized that the procedure I had just heard was 1) wash hands 2) get paper towel and dry hands 3) zip up pants 4) buckle belt. I’m very very glad that I didn’t turn around to find out that step 2 might have involved more than just drying hands.

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