Superficial review
Posted by Michael.
(1) This assessment of Paris Hilton’s fashion “taste” is pure genius.
She’s an innovator. Like Thomas Edison, but instead of inventing revolutionary devices that change the face of society she invents new ways of getting naked faster.
(2) Cristal is racist, apparently. The discovery of this just saved me $3K, since I was planning to go out and pick up a case for this weekend’s World Cup party. actually, it probably saved me $3,004.95, since this way I don’t have to spring for postage on the invites to y’all.