Apparently the “peppering” went deep enough that one pellet actually lodged in the guy’s heart and just triggered a heart attack.
So, if it turns out that Cheney really was at fault (the whole “know your target” thing sort of suggests that he was) and the target guy dies, what penalty will he get? A charge of accidental manslaughter?
“Normally in February in Boston the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, gray, rain, gray, sleet, snow, gray. Every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer. You wake up one day and you go ‘I’m not comin’ to work.’ And your boss goes ‘why not? You sick?’ You say ‘no! It’s too gray!’ I don’t know if it’s dawn or dusk. I don’t even know why the sun bothers to come out. And then you wake up, and it’s the grayest day you’ve ever seen. And the next day it’s even grayer!! And that’s usually Valentines day … and that’s the day you look at your wrists and go ‘maybe I should slit ‘em to see color.’ ”
- Lewis Black
Proof can be found in this recent bit of entertainment news.
I’m so glad he’s been tapped as the next host of “The Tonight Show”, and you should be, too.
