This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, but when you’re being tailed by a guided missle destroyer from the US Navy, you probably ought to just turn yourself in and face the music.
This is particularly true if you are only carrying small arms, as these woefully outclassed brigands seem to have been.
Your tax dollars at work! 
So, Ted climbed up out of the primordial ooze and slithered his way into a seat in the senate and he’s been there ever since. Strangely, he’s not Alaska’s oddest politician… Don Young (or Yon Dung as I call him) has office decorations that make Ted Nugent seem normal, every square inch is covered with trophies.
Anyway, here are my suggestions for porn ratings.
TA – Totally Awesome
NH – Doesn’t even require the use of hands
OD – only if you’re desperate
CF – good for couples (actually couple f***)
SF – hardcore fetish (sick f***er)
JA – under 18, go straight to jail
FG – fat girl
