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I’m going goth

Posted by Nathaniel.

The first step that I took was to get some great facial scratches yesterday. Scars on your face totally add street cred if you’re gothic.

Really, the lesson of the scratches is that you should always pay your “escort” the full amount even if she doesn’t do everything she agreed to.

  

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One Response to “I’m going goth”

  1. Nathaniel Says:
    January 23rd, 2006 at 3:45 pm Using OmniWeb OmniWeb on Mac OS Mac OS X

    Hmm, I may have to edit that. It’s a little bit more offensive than I was actually going for.

    The real story… Helix got something greasy on his back and earned himself a bath. That went fine, but I flipped him on his back on my lap to dry him off and he just decided that he did not want to be on his back. He stuck his paw out hoping to grab some leverage off of anything to get back on his feet. Unfortunately, the “anything” that he got leverage off of was my face.

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