…and thus the Equipment Gods were appeased.
Friday, January 13th, 2006
Rule #6666666666666666666 (’cause more sixes means more evil) = The foul-tempered Equipment Gods, offspring of Furies and a very mentally disturbed ancient Greek engineer, demand regular sacrifices of flesh upon one’s experimental apparatus and its auxiallary equipment in order to maintain their proper functioning. Failure to do so results in many ill fortunes visited upon the experimentalist. Acceptable forms of sacrifice include the blood, sweat, and tears of students whose research depends upon the apparatus in question. Potency scales with experience, such that 1 post-doc = 2 grad students = 6 undergrads = 18 high-school interns.
