There are a few good rules in Esquire this month.
352: One statement that you clothes should never make about you: “This guy is probably wearing Axe body spray.”
477: Never describe a cut of meat by pointing to a corresponding place on your own body.
Although I’m sure we’d get shot.
It sure as shit looks like I am. It’s sure a good thing that Kirk Cameron has brought this to my attention, because for a while I was unsure about how much of a freak I was for that Jesus guy. Damn that guy is bad ass. Make sure to go and get saved so you and Jerry F. can fight to teach every little kid in this country how the universe was really created. Maybe we’ll even get to hang out and have a party with Kirk and Jerry, but first … put a dolla’ in da box (that one is for you South Park fans).
You all have to check this out, they’ve convinced a bunch of folks that they’re actually on a space flight and they’re recording them for a TV show.
