“lickably hot”

Posted by Nathaniel.

I seem to be the only one posting off-colour things on the blog, but I overheard this in conversation…

There’s a ladder of attractiveness…
from the bottom
1) repulsive
2) normal
3) huggably cute
4) kissably sweet
5) ****ably sexy (you know what the stars stand for)
6) lickably hot

ie, so much so that you’re more concerned about the other person’s pleasure than you are you own.

Ok, so don’t read the previous post if you’re easily offended.

  

2 Responses to ““lickably hot””

  1. Tim Says:

    The jump from repulsive to normal seems to be a lot farther than some of the other level spacings.

    Also, is repulsive the bottom rung? Seems appropriate, but there are degrees of repulsive, I would think. Maybe running from “got hit once wit’ da ugly stick” to spasm-inducing, mind-numbingly gross.

    I dunno; I’m probably just ramblin’ anyways…

  2. Nathaniel Says:

    I didn’t mean the list to be comprehensive. Rather to illustrate that there are different levels. Feel free to comment on any levels that should be added.

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