An Irishman stumbles into a pub and asks the guy next to him if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland” is the reply.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.” “Of course!” replies the second man, and the barkeep prepares another two pints.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?” “Dublin”, comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it”, says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
A few minutes later, after watching a little of motd and appreciating the beauty that is a pint of Guinness, curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?” “Saint Mary’s”, replies the second man. “I graduated in `62.”
“This is unbelievable!”, the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in `62, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?”, he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “United beat City in the Manchester derby and the O`Reilly twins are drunk again.”