Archive for March 10th, 2005

The New VW Jetta

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

My instructions to all of you: watch TV for a while until you see an add for the new Jetta.

Then ask yourself “is this what we’ve become?”

You know who I’m talking to.

  

Cough Syrup is Nasty!

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

As in “how could people ever think that drinking this shit would be fun to do while listening to rap music” or “cherry? the flavor of this stuff should be ‘vile’”.