Rule 519: Don't eat in the lab
Rule 1006: Don't reciprocate when undergrads flirt with you
Rule 1007: Don't tip your chair way back, you'll break it.
Rule 56: Don't link numbers to events like DiMaggio's streak.
Rule 1008: Don't make stupid rules when you're bored and not very creative.
in honor of Valentine's Day
Rule 1004: Any plan to have sex at a point more than 12 hours in the future will be thwarted.
Rule 1005: Only women know if they're going to be having sex more than an hour in advance.
(1005 is actually a viagra joke)
$153 billion and counting.
sorry, i know it's early in the morning for this, but i got a couple unpleasant updates about friends and so i'm kinda bitter today.
This is a little bit involved, but mostly worthwhile...
1) Open iTunes, go the music store and click the link on the left for "music videos"
2) Sort by genre and click until you get to "Dance". Now play Eric Prydz's song "Call on Me" Go for the large size.
NEW: Michael managed to find a direct link, so instead of doing all the stuff above, just click this link: Eric Prydz - Call One Me
Once you've looked at that, watch the movies in the comments.